Bruce Wayne gives up Playboy lifestyle to become a Minster/Inspirational Leader at A/A meetings across the country.
But now the question is, Bruce Wayne—caped crusader? Or Beetlejuice? You decide.
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Wednesday, January 13th, 2010What does it take to make a Vampire sparkle?
Sunday, January 10th, 2010
Here at STFU we wonder exactly what it takes to make these new age vampires sparkle. Is it the magic of CGI? Or just magic? Has Tiffany’s endorsed and embraced the Underworld of vampires at long last by supplying them with umlimited selections of the finest cuts of their rubies and diamonds and topaz?
We want to hear your thoughts! What do you think makes The Cullens shimmer and shine like a disco ball at Mardi Gras?
Bite Me
Wednesday, October 7th, 2009
Sources close to the mysterious symbiote Venom confirm that the black and white clad alien has filed a formal complaint against his dentist. An opportunistic dental hygienist allegedly sold a plaster impression of Venom’s teeth to a British collector of oddities for $10,000.
It has been reported that upon hearing news of the theft, Venom trashed the dentist’s Malibu office. A half-eaten chair was discovered in the reception area, and the words “It’s Me Bitches” were spray-painted on the wall.
An important question remains unanswered: Who is Venom currently bonded with? Mick Jagger? Lady Gaga?
Well…uhhh…mm.
Monday, September 14th, 2009
Here at STFU Superman(!), we believe that it’s totally fine for everyone to explore the darker side of the self. Without such exploration, there would be no drive-thru liquor stores, deep-fried Oreos, prostitution or crack. We need all of these things to balance the world and keep a diverse population sated and medicated.
What we can’t support is the idea that if you put on a black Matrix duster and platform motorcycle boots that you’re hardcore. Superman is not a goth and he’s not The Punisher.
Sigh…maybe we’re being too presumptuous. This young Superman has something to say and we should just wait and listen.
Plus, shit, it is Fashion Week.
You can run but you can’t hide
Thursday, July 23rd, 2009
Barry “The Flash” Allen was spotted outside of a Los Angeles medical center earlier this afternoon. Rumors about his health have continuously plagued the hero, including speculation that regularly defying the laws of physics is causing premature baldness and polluting the environment with an excess of negatively charged ions. Justice Society Headquarters could not be reached for comment.
STFU! invites The Flash to set the record straight.
Tony Stark shares his thoughts on the secret life of super heroes
Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009“If you live long enough to see yourself become the villain….someone should have killed you a long time ago.”-Tony Stark
Tony Stark appears at first a loud, arrogant, good time type of character and well, that’s exactly what he is. When we sat down with the man claiming to be Iron Man we asked him why some super heroes choose to remain behind the mask.
“It’s simple really. It’s fear. You fear what people are going to think of you, you fear for your family, your friends,” Tony pauses here to take a long sip of what appears to be scotch.
“But most of all, you fear yourself.”
Wise words from a wise man, no doubt. When asked about another rich bachelor rumoured to be doning the cape and mask, Mr. Stark had this to say;
“Look I’m not pretending I know what the deal is, what Bruce, sorry Mr. Wayne does on his own time in his business. But you have to wonder what a rich man who is single does with all that money.
You can only buy so many cars…and hookers.”
Mr. Stark orders a mixed drink with a wink and a smile from the attractive waitress at the Beverly Hills Hotel. He seems reflective for a moment.
“If you live long enough to see yourself become the villain….someone should have killed you a long time ago.” Mr. Stark laughs.
“I’ll drink to that.” He toasts himself.
Our special on the Secret Life of Super Heroes continued in Part 2