Bite Me

Written by STFU Superman on October 7th, 2009

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Sources close to the mysterious symbiote Venom confirm that the black and white clad alien has filed a formal complaint against his dentist. An opportunistic dental hygienist allegedly sold a plaster impression of Venom’s teeth to a British collector of oddities for $10,000.

It has been reported that upon hearing news of the theft, Venom trashed the dentist’s Malibu office. A half-eaten chair was discovered in the reception area, and the words “It’s Me Bitches” were spray-painted on the wall.

An important question remains unanswered: Who is Venom currently bonded with? Mick Jagger? Lady Gaga?

It\'s Me, Bitches

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  1. Chas says:

    I am betting on Lady Gaga.

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