Here at STFU Superman(!), we believe that it’s totally fine for everyone to explore the darker side of the self. Without such exploration, there would be no drive-thru liquor stores, deep-fried Oreos, prostitution or crack. We need all of these things to balance the world and keep a diverse population sated and medicated.

What we can’t support is the idea that if you put on a black Matrix duster and platform motorcycle boots that you’re hardcore. Superman is not a goth and he’s not The Punisher.

Sigh…maybe we’re being too presumptuous. This young Superman has something to say and we should just wait and listen.

Plus, shit, it is Fashion Week.