The blogosphere nearly imploded when Superman actually acknowledged the existence of Aquaman on his blog (titled simply, “S”). It seems that a tweet surfaced in which Aquaman called Superman a douche. While we wish the term ‘douche’ would be shelved along with any other expression borne of Long Island vernacular (see: “retarded”), it was kinda funny.

This is what Supes had to say:

“I’m sure that this is not THE REAL Aquaman’s Twitter (emphasis his). I know this guy, I know his heart (emphasis ours). He’s a class act and he hasn’t let the fact that he has no real purpose (because since when has there been an underwater emergency?) get in the way of justice. For dolphins.”

Well. Ok.

Was that supposed to be some sort of compliment? Does anyone know if Superman writes his own blog? btw, I hate the way he signs his posts  ‘Kal-El.’ Get over yourself. You’re not Jewish.